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Dear boys,
I’m writing this to help you out in a major way. These tips will get you any girl you want basically! Ok here are the simple things you need to remember!

1. Tease her. Don’t bug her or annoy her too much just enough to make her laugh and let her know you have a sense of humor. GIRLS LOVE FUNNY GUYS.
2. Listen! If a girl thinks you listen and actually care about what she says she will fall for you. Whether or not she likes to admit it everyone wants to talk about themselves at some point, we all have stories we wouldn’t mind sharing with the right person.
3. Make the first move. 99.9999% of girls will not be the first one to start a relationship. We like to know you are interested first! Even if you don’t know her that well give it a try if you reach out instantly girls can’t get you off their mind (it’s a weird thing girls do, if a guy we never paid any attention to starts showing some interest we take an interest too)!
4. Don’t give up too easily. Butttt do not start being too clingy! Most girls hate clingy! Back to the point though, girls will often play hard to get it’s natural for us and it works a lot of the time. Don’t give up on a girl you really like.
5. BE NICE!! Honestly if you are nice to a girl then they will almost immediately start having a small feeling for you it’s natural for us. Let the girl know you care and make small gestures to show it. Although a lot of girls fall for the “bad boy” type in the long run good guys always win.

So you are welcome boys I just gave you the answers to your questions on how to get a girl. Try it if you don’t believe me! Ohhh and another tip look in their eyes their are chemicals that are triggered to release certain hormones (I won’t get too sciency on you) and it can help them develop feelings for you!

Good luck boys! Leave me questions if you need more help!:)
Xoxo

LOL at the fact you are trying to lie to me right now. It’s really considerate of you to ask me to help you and then lie. Thought we were doing something tonight but whatever.

sufferingisuniversal:

i just want some random hot guy to come up to me randomly and start talking to me and exchange numbers and hang out with me and flirt with me and tease me and cuddle with me and kiss me and fall in love with me